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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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seabassapologist:
“cipheramnesia:
“anais-ninja-bitch:
“the-real-numbers:
“artificial-father:
“Map of the United States but now each state touches the ocean
@mapsontheweb @the-real-numbers
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All states can have a little sip of ocean water. As a...
artificial-father

Map of the United States but now each state touches the ocean

@mapsontheweb @the-real-numbers

the-real-numbers

All states can have a little sip of ocean water. As a treat.

anais-ninja-bitch

hm. kentucky beach. tidewater, kentucky. norfolk, kentucky, home to the largest US navy installation on the east coast.

the picturesque outerbanks of tennessee.

the big apple: new york city, michigan.

cipheramnesia

Make one where the fewest possible states can access the ocean.

seabassapologist

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glaciermice
miggylol

You discover that you have control over a certain thing, as determined by spinning this wheel. We're talking full-on magical girl/superhero/supervillain/your label of choice control.

With that in mind, your chosen path is:

A hero

A villain

An early villain who reforms and joins the heroes

Originally a hero, but you soon become a villain

It depends on the current situation, really

None of the above, I've got too much other shit to do

Blood I guess I could help a lot of people Or turn them into raisins if they are mean and suck!
theshitpostcalligrapher
devpalmer

military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps

enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it

devpalmer

whale fall side of tumblr you understand me

aeoliantectrix

I spent a solid five minutes wondering how else marine could be pronounced and why I had never heard that there was a pronunciation difference between marine meaning ocean and marine meaning soldier before realizing it was a joke about corps and corpse because these sea animals feed on dead bodies

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sacred-portal

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gravityjunior

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dragon-in-a-fez

a few days ago I started my college class with "goldfish have long memories, Einstein never failed math in school, and the brain does not stop developing at 25, these are all things people just repeated until they sounded true, so let's talk about media literacy" and I could tell I had broken every brain in the room

moonlitpostsilove73

The repost added to this plays rent free in my brain whenever I think I know something and then learn it’s false or a myth. Genuinely

headspace-hotel
the-haiku-bot
arsanatomica

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Ive never really met anyone that thought of ribs as interesting… that’s such a shame. Ribs and the things they do are fascinating…. I think about them everyday.

paulgadzikowski

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divinemissly

I may not be the biggest fan of snakes, but this is fascinating!!

the-haiku-bot

I may not be the

biggest fan of snakes, but this

is fascinating!!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.