Map of the United States but now each state touches the ocean
All states can have a little sip of ocean water. As a treat.
hm. kentucky beach. tidewater, kentucky. norfolk, kentucky, home to the largest US navy installation on the east coast.
the picturesque outerbanks of tennessee.
the big apple: new york city, michigan.
Make one where the fewest possible states can access the ocean.
You discover that you have control over a certain thing, as determined by spinning this wheel. We're talking full-on magical girl/superhero/supervillain/your label of choice control.
party rockers in their bed tonight. every body just have a good night
and we wont let the bed bugs bite. we just wanna see you... sleeping
military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps
enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it
whale fall side of tumblr you understand me
I spent a solid five minutes wondering how else marine could be pronounced and why I had never heard that there was a pronunciation difference between marine meaning ocean and marine meaning soldier before realizing it was a joke about corps and corpse because these sea animals feed on dead bodies
a few days ago I started my college class with "goldfish have long memories, Einstein never failed math in school, and the brain does not stop developing at 25, these are all things people just repeated until they sounded true, so let's talk about media literacy" and I could tell I had broken every brain in the room
The repost added to this plays rent free in my brain whenever I think I know something and then learn it’s false or a myth. Genuinely
I may not be the biggest fan of snakes, but this is fascinating!!
I may not be the
biggest fan of snakes, but this
is fascinating!!
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.






















